how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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