Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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