Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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