well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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