Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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