thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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