My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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