Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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