Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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