guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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