Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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