The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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