I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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