Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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