Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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