There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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