Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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