I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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