I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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