Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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