the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We are two peas in an std pod
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
