i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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