i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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