she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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