Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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