I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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