yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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