Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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