Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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