is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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