Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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