You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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