no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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