Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it because I queefed?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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