so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
