That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Randomize
