your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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