yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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