ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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