no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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