new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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