god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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