you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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