yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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