wat bout pragnant strippers??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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