Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
