I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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