He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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