Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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