talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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