Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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