UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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