I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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