Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
