How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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