We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
