how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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