Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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