Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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